Chris Vogt is a loser who acts like a retarded eight year old kid.
He constantly cries about doing his job because he is a whiny little
punk who thinks he is some kind of tough guy, but in reality,
he is just a sissy who looks like a midget and probably got picked on in school for
being shorter than the other kids so he thinks he has to act like a badass
so that noone will pick on him anymore. His voice squeaks when he talks
because he has never fully matured which is probably why he throws
temper tantrums like he is still a toddler. He is also a thief who is so broke
that he will try to steal whatever he can even if it is just a few bucks.
One other thing that makes Chris such a pathetic loser is that he eats out of
dumpsters. He has a job, but he is such a nasty pig that he actually enjoys eating
out of the trash. Chris constantly cries about his job throwing garbage because
he is such a low life piece of crap that noone else will hire him because he
is a drunk with like 4 DUI's and noone wants to hire stupid middle-aged losers
that ride around town on tricycles because they are too stupid to keep a driver's
license and he is probably too stupid to read or write anyway. Chris Vogt is also
a hater who is jealous of anyone who is not a loser like him. He especially hates
people who have more money than him or people who drive nice vehicles.
He acts like it is everyone else's fault that he is a scumbag loser who
hasn't done anything with his life except sit around and drink beer and
eat out of garbage cans and sleep with nasty toothless drug addicted whores who
probably have more STD's than he can count. I hate people like him. But I
laugh everytime I think about that 43 year old sack of crap because he is a
joke. So Chris, this message is for you. I hope you spend the rest of your
pathetic existence working stupid jobs for no money and laughing and talking
smack about other people who are far more successful than you will ever be.
Because, at the end of the day, everyone is really laughing at the low life,
tip stealing, dumpster diving, cry-baby little midget named
Chris Vogt. Have fun riding your tricycle and slinging trash for the rest
of your life you f-ing loser. Later.